Holiday Dad Jokes
by Caitlin Hill
I have scoured the internet for only the most quality dad jokes for you and your families to enjoy this holiday season. Enjoy!
- What is a mathematician’s favorite type of pie?
- 3.1415926535...
- What do snowmen order at fast-food restaurants?
- An iceberg-er and fries
- What do snowmen do when they’re not feeling well?
- They take a chill pill
- Why does Santa hate going down the chimney?
- Because he is CLAUStrophobic
- Where does Santa keep all his money?
- At the snow-bank
- Why do Christmas trees love the past?
- Because the presents’ beneath them
- Who was the snowman’s favorite aunt?
- Aunt Arctica
- Why was Santa’s little helper sad?
- Because it has low ELF-esteem
- What do you call a bankrupt Santa?
- Saint Nickel-less
- How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
- Nothing. It was on the house.
- Where do Santa’s reindeer stop for coffee?
- Star-bucks
- What’s every elf’s favorite type of music?
- Wrap
- What is a mathematician’s favorite type of pie?
- 3.1415926535...
- What do snowmen order at fast-food restaurants?
- An iceberg-er and fries
- What do snowmen do when they’re not feeling well?
- They take a chill pill
- Why does Santa hate going down the chimney?
- Because he is CLAUStrophobic
- Where does Santa keep all his money?
- At the snow-bank
- Why do Christmas trees love the past?
- Because the presents’ beneath them
- Who was the snowman’s favorite aunt?
- Aunt Arctica
- Why was Santa’s little helper sad?
- Because it has low ELF-esteem
- What do you call a bankrupt Santa?
- Saint Nickel-less
- How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
- Nothing. It was on the house.
- Where do Santa’s reindeer stop for coffee?
- Star-bucks
- What’s every elf’s favorite type of music?
- Wrap